I'm embarrassed!

I know, you never thought 

you would hear me say that.

But I am!

Every time I look out of a window

or go out into the garden,

I am not only embarrassed but, 

SHOCKED!

I want you to take a deep breath,

gird your loins

and examine the evidence.

If you are easily shocked

perhaps you had better not proceed.

This is the brazenly sexual display

I must endure on a daily basis.

All these loose women flaunting themselves, 

trying to outdo each other.

Sluttishly luring innocent bees, 

unsuspecting birds, 

fumbling moths, 

naive flies 

and goodness knows what else, 

to be corrupted by their garish colour, 

intoxicating perfume, 

and irresistible nectar.

Quite frankly, if I had known the neighbours

were into orgies, I would never have

moved here.

I am concerned the crab apple trees 

are on the verge of joining in!

I am going to write to someone and complain.

Oh, hang on, I am writing,

I am complaining....

So what are YOU going to do 

to rectify this disgusting situation?