I know, you never thought
you would hear me say that.
But I am!
Every time I look out of a window
or go out into the garden,
I am not only embarrassed but,
I want you to take a deep breath,
gird your loins
and examine the evidence.
If you are easily shocked
perhaps you had better not proceed.
This is the brazenly sexual display
I must endure on a daily basis.
All these loose women flaunting themselves,
trying to outdo each other.
Sluttishly luring innocent bees,
and goodness knows what else,
to be corrupted by their garish colour,
and irresistible nectar.
Quite frankly, if I had known the neighbours
were into orgies, I would never have
I am concerned the crab apple trees
are on the verge of joining in!
I am going to write to someone and complain.
Oh, hang on, I am writing,
I am complaining....
So what are YOU going to do
to rectify this disgusting situation?