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I ran away from teaching to the country to grow veggies. There are also some chooks and a pair of troublesome goats who were so much trouble they had to go! My simple green life isn't always as simple or as green as I'd like...but I keep trying!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

A goat in my bedroom

Well, you see, the Cook's mummy is staying for Easter.
My bedroom has an outside door onto the deck and into the backyard.
I called The Cook and her Mum to see the goats.

They expected to look through the door, but I had let Bubba and Bazza into the bedroom.
It seemed funny at the time.
Well, what could happen...the room has polished boards?

It raised a gratifying amount of squeals and laughter.
I love it when a joke pays out.

Then Bazza jumped onto my bed.
More squeals and laughter.
An even better joke.

Then he piddled!

Squeals turned to screams (mine) of, 'Get him off the bed!'
Gallantly The Cook jumped into action and onto the bed to push Bazza off.

But it was too late the horse had bolted the goat had peed.

I'm sorry it all happened too fast for a picture 
but I thought you would enjoy a naughty goat story for Easter.

Maybe it is karma for all those dreadful puns 
in last week's posts about peaing and leeking.


  1. Oh my goodness...what a complete cack...but hilarious, I bet you were still laughing about it last night....hope you got your quilt goat pebbles under the bed?

  2. Oh I can't wait to move, it sounds like such fun there! But I bags the shed where they goats don't actually seem to go :D

  3. Oh now THAT's funny!!! I'm a little intimidated of goats - I think if they had opposable thumbs they would take over the world… they have that look about them. Which makes me believe the peeing was definitely deliberate!

  4. Ha! That's hilarious!! Somehow the joke for them turned out as a joke on you. I will definitely be sharing this story at Easter dinner (....I'm still laughing).

  5. Goats on the bed, bats in the belfry and fabulous funghi! Sound like a fun Easter at your place Hazel, look out for the giant Easter Bunny. cheers Wendy

  6. What fun and they'll want a replay tomorrow!!

  7. I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself(doesn't take much thou LOL) It seems to me that goats are like having toddlers they get into everything you have to watch them all the time and they pee on stuff

  8. What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?

    Your one fungi to be with.

    That is so funny about the goat
    well you know what the say "shit happens"

  9. Only you Hazel would have a goat piddling on the bed. :)

  10. Well, all I can say is that I hope The Cook's mother was suitably impressed with all the goings-on at your house!

  11. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!!

  12. I thought you were a step ahead of Bazza's mischief!
    What will Bazza do next?

  13. Goat poo is not much easier to deal with, a thousand little round poo balls that hit the floor and roll into the deepest corners of the house, under things, between things, hiding for months from the vacuum. And I agree, goats don't do anything by accident.

  14. That is hilarious...hehehehe. I want a pet goat.

  15. Oh my goodness! If you were thinking of coming on the walk next Saturday please leave your goats at home!!

  16. What a funny story! Which reminds me - have tried to contact you several times - you won the book A Goat In my Bedroom that I was giving away on my blog. I just need to know where to post it to! Shoot me an email :)

  17. Oh dear - just realised I didn't even have my email on the blog. So it is - send me an email with a postal address and I will send the Goat In My Bedroom book to you :)
    Donna (Mrs Horty)


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