On the radio yesterday I heard author, Elizabeth Tova Bailey interviewed about her book entitled,
The sound of a wild snail eating.
In her memoir she writes of the experience of coping with a chronic illness.
During her protracted illness a friend presented her with a snail and she ....
well you will have to read the book.
I am certainly going to seek it out based on the interview.
The nightmare is this video she loaded onto YouTube.
Have a look and a listen, and see if it doesn't make your blood curdle.
If that left you unaffected...
you are not a serious gardener!