Ah babies! Don't we love them?
All that potential! Smooth, flawless skin, complete with shriveling umbilicus and baby bonnet.
Growing up can be tricky and you can sometimes get yourself into scrapes and all sorts of tight situations. Especially, as in this case, if you are a horny chap.
People may even call you nasty names as they extricate you from the latest disaster caused by your youthful enthusiasm and inability to fathom the consequences of your actions.
Life can fly by so quickly and before you know it, you may be a nonagenarian.
Then people may call you, 'The Old Chook'.
You are allowed the freedom to stay in your dressing gown all day if you want.
You can even sit in a vegetable garden and feed your lunch to the chicks while one of your daughters weeds the garden.
If you keep busy you won't have time
for existential angst.