I found myself near some poker machines on the weekend and succumbed to putting a couple of dollars (literally $2) in the slot. Being the big gambler I am, I played a one cent machine...or as our friends in the U.S.A. would say...I played the penny slots.
Of course, I lost my money.
I didn't expect to do otherwise.
On Monday I found myself gambling again.
I should have known better!
I wasn't gambling for a win, I was gambling not to lose.
The odds were strongly in my favour.
You see every time I peg out the goats I run the risk of puncturing the polypipe that runs from the pump on the creek into my neighbour's property. (My pipe is metal so no probs there.)
In fact, I actually mentioned this to the the Cook and her mum who were out there with me.
But when you consider the diameter of the pipe
compared to the width of the neighbour's land....
you would have to be very lucky unlucky to hit it.
It wasn't until I went to bring the goats in later that day that I saw the puddle, actually the small to middling sized lake I had created.
Look at that!
What an unlucky shot...right through the centre!
I have never fixed one of these before but for sure it must be easy.
Yesterday, the Cook and I drove the 25 kms up the mountain
to the hardware store to buy the necessaries.
This wasn't all bad because the hardware store
is next to a wonderful bakery aptly named The Flying Tarts.
So we flew in for brunch.
You would have lost your money if you bet otherwise on such a sure thing!
In the hardware, I explained what sort of thingy I needed and when the nice man asked what size, I made a circle with my finger and thumb...gamble number three.
Yep! It was a dead cert to be the wrong size!
So today we will be going back up the mountain to change it ...
unfortunately we will have to have another coffee and cake.
Now that, my friends,
is why gambling makes you fat!